A 60 year old man goes into a confessional


A 60 year old man goes into a confessional.

The priest says, "What do you want to tell me, my son?"

"The man says, "I stopped at a bar for one short drink last night, and met a 20 year-old woman.

We hit it off great, and ended up going to her place.

We made sweet love for 5 hours, and I had 4 orgasms without going soft-on even once.

The only reason we stopped was because she was exhausted and told me she couldn’t go anymore."

The priest tells him to say 10 'Hail Marys'. 

The man says, "Wait, Hail Marys? I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish." 

So the priest asks, "Then why are you telling me all this?" 

The man says, "Telling you? Hell, I'm telling everybody!"