A guy is enjoying a nice cold beer in a bar when out of nowhere…
A clearly drunk old man walks over and says to him, "Hey boy! Guess what! I saw your little sister naked! Wotcha gonna do about it pussy?"
The guy says "Nothing. Go and sit down and leave me alone."
10 minutes later the old man comes back and says "Oy young fella! I once touched your Granny's muff! Take a swing of you dare!"
The guy says "I told you before to leave me alone! Go away!"
Another 10 minutes pass and the old man stumbles back over to the guy and slurs, "Listen here you little turd! I [email protected]#ked your mom! Fight me you bitch!"
At this point the guy loses his temper and yells to the old man, "Quit trying to get a rise out of me you drunk old prick! I'm not going to fight you! Go home Dad!"