An elderly couple were on vacation in Israel.
While they were there the wife suddenly dies of a heart attack.
A local mortician explains the husband that it would cost him $100 to bury her in Israel but it would cost him $3000 to have her transported to America to have her buried at home.
The husband thinks about it for a while and then says to the mortician that he would like to have her transported home.
The mortician asks the man, " Why wouldn't you want her to be buried in Israel when you could save a lot of money?". He goes on to state, "And it is, afterall, the holy land!".
The husband then says, "Well, I heard of a guy who died here about 2 thousand years ago, and a few days later he rose from the dead. I'm not gonna take that risk!"