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Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots


An elderly couple, Helen and Bob, moved to Texas.

Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Helen looked him over and said, “Nope.”

Frustrated, Bob stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Helen, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Helen looked up at his naked body and exclaimed, “Bob, you know what, nothing is different! It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow!”

Furious, Bob yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, HELEN?”

“Nope,” she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY COOL NEW BOOTS!”

Without changing her expression, Helen replied,

“Should have bought a hat, Bob.  Should have bought a hat!”


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