He glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane....
Jokes
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" ...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John...
And then the fight started
My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then...
The woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself...
To his shock, he sees TWO set of feet sticking out from under the covers
Guy decides to surprise his wife by coming home from his vacation a day early. He’s happy to see that she’s still up, as the...
My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him… She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place...
A man is lost in a hot air balloon
A man is lost in a hot air balloon. He sees a field below and descends to shout: "Hey can you tell me where I...
The bartender says he must make the horse in the stable laugh
A guy walks into a bar, He sees a jar full of cash with 'win' written on it. So he asks the bartender how to...