My brother has this really annoying habit of telling me about other girls butts.
Whenever we are walking in public and he sees a girl he likes, he always says, “Look at that ass tho!”
After years of getting fed up with his comments, I decide to make him a sculpture for his birthday. I carved a beautiful donkey out of play-doh.
When I finally gave it to him I said, “Instead of just looking, now you can play with dat ass dough.”