A Grandpa and Grandson go fishing
Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day’s fishing. At lunchtime, the man opens a can of beer.
“Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy.
“I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willy touch your backside?”
“Then you can’t have any beer.”
Later on, Grandpa gets out his cigarettes.
“Can I have one, Grandpa?”
Grandpa replies, “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No.”
“Then it’s no to a cigarette.”
On the way home, they pass a gas station and each of them buys a scratch-off card. Grandpa wins nothing, Grandson wins $4000.
“Are you going to share some of your winnings with me, son?” asks Grandpa.
The boy replies, “I tell you what, can your willy touch your backside?”
“It sure can,” replies Grandpa confidently.
“Then go fuck yourself.”