Funny Joke | A man dies and goes to gates of Saint Peter


A man dies and goes to gates of Saint Peter

Once up there he sees thousands upon thousands of clocks behind Saint Peter. He asks him

“What are all those clocks for?”

“Well, every person gets a clock as soon as they’re born, and every time they tell lie the handles move forward one minute. You see here this is the clock of Abraham Lincoln. It’s at 12:02, so he only Lied twice in his life”

“wow” the man replied “Just put of curiosity though, where is Trumps clock, I can’t see it anywhere”

“Oh that. That’s in Jesus’ Office, he uses it as a ceiling fan”