A man stumbles upon a lamp on the beach, rubs it, and a genie comes out.
“I shall grant you three wishes- but keep in mind that anything you wish for, your mother-in-law will get the same, two-fold.”
The man thinks. “OK. For my first wish, I’d like to have a villa with an ocean view.”
The genie says “OK, but your mother-in-law will have two.”
“That’s fine,” the man replies. “For my second wish, I’d like to have $20 million.”
“Granted, but your mother-in-law will have $40 million.”
The man nods.
“And your final wish?” the genie asks.
“For my final wish,” the man begins, “I want you to scare me half to death.”