A teacher says “Today class we are going to talk about morals of story’s”
A teacher says “today class we are going to talk about the morals of story’”
She points to a young girl and she tells her the story of the boy that cried wolf.
“What’s the moral of that story?” The teacher asks. “You shouldn’t lie” replies the little girl.
The teacher asks who wants to go next and little jimmy raises his hand in excitement. She tells him to begin. “During the war my grandad was gunning in a tank when suddenly a German patrol attacked. He was stranded in his tank as they moved in”
“Okay…” says the teacher.
“He ducked down, had a swig on a bottle of whiskey he found on his dead ally before popping up and shooting a German”
“Then what?” The teacher asked curiously.
“He had another swig and did the same thing again, hitting the man right between the eyes. A few seconds later he downed the whiskey, grabbed his machine gun and shot every single German he could see. The end” said Jimmy.
“That was a very good story Jimmy but what’s the moral?” Asked the teacher.
“Ahhh it’s easy!” He said. “Don’t fuck with grandad when he’s pissed”