A zookeeper was having bother with one of his gorrilas….
A zookeeper was having bother with one of his gorrilas as it was in heat and needed to have sex to calm down. There is no male gorrilas currently fit to do the job.
The zookeeper calls up his friend him on the phone and says “Here Jim I’ve got a real problem one of my gorrilas is in heat would you shag it for me?”
Jim replies: “Aah, I dunno what if my wife finds out”
To which the zookeeper replies: “Would you do it for $50?”
“$50!, that’s a good price but i really don’t want my wife to know, okay?”
The next day Jim shows up at the zoo and says to the zookeeper: “Here’s your $50 I had to take it from our holiday money, now where’s my gorrila?”