Angel comes down from heaven to give life to a statue…
So there is this beautiful statue of a man and a women holding each other, staring longingly into each other’s eyes.
One day, an angel notices this statue and feels compelled to give them a chance at life because they appear to be truly in love.
The angel waves his arms and suddenly the man and the woman are living, breathing people. The angel is delighted and explains to them that he has never seen true love like he has with them, so he has given them a chance to do whatever they want for one hour.
The man and the woman smile at each other, thank the angel, and immediately run behind a bush. The angel hears a lot of rustling and groaning from behind the bush and thinks to himself that he has done a great thing, allowing them to experience their love physically.
A half hour goes by and the couple emerge from behind the bush sheepishly. The angel greets them with a coy smile and says, “Sounds like you guys had a great time, but you still have a half hour left. Are you sure you’re finished?”
The man and the woman are blushing, but upon hearing the angel’s approval the woman smiles, turns and says to the man, “Okay, but this time you hold down the pigeon and I get to shit on its head.”