As his son has turned 19 today, a father starts a serious father-son talk…
The father says: „Son, you‘ve reached age of majority today. You‘re an adult now. But you‘re still a virgin, so we have to tackle this. Here‘s 50 bucks, now go to the docks and have fun with a hooker. After that, you can call yourself not only an adult but also a man.“
The son takes the $50 and leaves for the docks. Almost there, he encounters his grandmother. „Hello grandson, happy birthday.“ she says, „Where are you headed? This ain‘t no place for boys like you.“ After the son has told her about the conversation with his father, the grandmother replies: „This ain’t no good idea. Money‘s tight these days. Come home with me and I‘ll make you a man for free.“
Happy to save $50, the son follows his grandmother to her place. Having arrived there, they almost instantly start banging on the couch.
Suddenly, the door opens and the father enters the room. After he realizes what is happening, he drops the groceries and angrily shouts: „For Christ‘s sake, son! You‘re doing my mother!“ Heavily breathing, the son answers: „What‘s the matter? You‘re doing mine as well!“