Funny Joke | Beat em all up real good

Beat em all up real good

One day a man arrives at the pearly gates and meets St Peter. They’re going through the necessary paperwork and documentation so St Peter asks the man, “So, did you have any memorable experiences that stood out on earth?”

The man pauses for a second to think and responds, “Why Yes I did have a quite memorable experience! I was at this bar getting a drink next to a beautiful young lady when this big bunch of bad bikers barged in and started harassing the young lady. After awhile I had to step in so I picked the biggest, baddest looking dude of the group and went up to him, punched him in the gut and yanked out his eye brow ring. Then I looked at the rest of the gang and said, “If you don’t leave now, I’ll kill all of you!’”

St Peter then looked up shocked and said, “Oh my goodness! When did all this happen?”

The man looks down at his watch… ”Oh, I’d say about 4-5 minutes ago.”