Funny Joke | Good Idea!

Good Idea!

A man visits the doctor with a perplexing problem. “Doc, everything I eat comes out exactly the same in the toilet.”

The doctor, somewhat confused, asks, “Be more specific.”

“If I eat a cheeseburger, later there’s a cheeseburger in the toilet after I go.”

The doctor says, “Go on.”

“If I eat pizza, say pepperoni and mushroom, sure enough, pepperoni and mushroom pizza in the bowl. If that’s not crazy enough, I crapped Neopolitan ice cream and not only were the flavor stripes on the ice cream returned to pre-eaten state, it was cold coming out too. What should I do?’

Doc looked him in the eye and replied, “Eat shit.”