Funny Joke | How did i get into the hospital:

How did i get into the hospital:

When our lawn mower broke, my wife still reminded me to repair it. But I was still busy. There was always something else to do. My car, football, internet, fishing, friends, pub… Something more important for me. Finally she came with an idea she believed will work. When I came home yesterday, she was sitting in the high grass and was cutting it with really small scissors. I was watching her silently for a minute and then I went back home. After few minutes I returned with a toothbrush and told her: When you will end with the grass, you can wipe the house.
I remember no more.