Paul Johnson was a man who lived and died by the pun. Right out the womb he was cracking jokes. Every hour of every day of elementary, puns. But in middle and high school people got tired of his puns, and he had a hard time making friends. This all changed in college, when he met a woman who enjoyed the puns for years. But everyone has their limits, after a decade and two kids she left Paul. Paul died a few years later, sad and alone. He was no longer alone though, as everyone came to his funeral for one final sendoff. As his kids and his old friends went to carry the casket to the grave, they realized it was too heavy to lift, even is death Paul was unbearable.