Teacher is giving a lesson on Biology to her 1st grade class
She teaches the kids all about the skin that covers our bodies. At the end of the lesson she asks her class if they were not covered in skin, what would they like to be covered in.
First little Steven goes: “Miss if I wasn’t covered in skin I would be covered in gold so when I got a little itch on my finger I would scratch it and get a little pile of gold which I could use to buy a BMW”
Then little Michael says “Miss, I like Steven’s idea but I would be covered in platinum as it’s worth more than gold, and when I got an itch on my finger and scratched it I would get a little pile of platinum and use that to buy a BMW and a Mercedes”
Then little Johnny the class sod pipes up “Miss, I would like to be covered in pubic hair! See my sister has a little patch of it between her legs and you should see the fucking cars outside her house!”