Funny Joke | The tale of the Frog and the Squirrel.


The tale of the Frog and the Squirrel.

A guy walks into a bar, says to the bartender “if I show you something amazing will you buy me a drink?”

Bartender says “sure, but I’ve been bar tending a long time so it’s gotta be good”

Guy reaches into his pocket pulls out a little piano and a frog, the frog starts playing the piano; bartender gives the guy his drink.

He asks the bartender “if I can show you something even better will you cover me the whole night?” bartender thinks about it and figures it’s hard to beat that, so why not.

Guy pulls a tiny microphone stand out and a squirrel, the frog starts to play and the squirrel sings the blues buddy sitting beside the guy goes “Hey, I’m an A&R rep for a major label, I want to buy that squirrel, I’ll cut you a cheque for a million dollars right now”

Guy thinks and goes “Can’t do it”

A&R guy goes “Two million”

“Deal”

The A&R guy takes the squirrel and leaves, the bartender says to the guy “Are you crazy? You could have got ten times that”

The guy goes, “Frog’s a ventriloquist”