Mrs. Speidell, who was a little on the chubby side,
Was at her weight-watchers meeting.
“My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure.”
she lamented to the woman next to her.
“Well,” the lady replied,
“What’s wrong with that?”
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“He likes to do it while I’m stuck at these damn meetings.”