Teacher is teaching science & the topic is “electricity”.
Teacher: to a Boy, beta what I have written on white board?
Boy: mam “eletratity”.
Teacher: No pronounce correctly it is electricity.
Teacher: no electricity.
Teacher: after some time, ok call your Father tomorrow.
Father came next day…
Teacher: your son is called eletratity to electricity. I made him understand a lot that it is called electricity.
Father: mam abhi bechare ki “capatity” hi kya hai.
Teacher: aap bhi, kya aap ke saath koi aur bhi aaya hai?
Father: yes my big brother.
Teacher: ok send him inside.
Teacher to his big brother: sir ur son call eletratity to electricity & your brother told that uski capatity hi kya hai.
Big Brother: ye lo ji zara si baat thi aap ne to saare me “publitity” kar di.
Teacher with anger: kisi bade person ko bhejo.
Big Brother :ok ji mere Father aaege.
Teacher to his Father: sir your grand son called “eletratity” to eletracity & your younger son told that uski “capatity” kya hai & your older son told that aap ne to “publitity” kar di.
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GrandFather: are un ullu ke pattho ko kya pata unhone to aaj tak “univertity” ka muh tak nahi dekha.