A woman helps her husband to set up a new laptop.
Once it is completed,
She tells him to select a password,
Selecting a word that he’ll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it,
He looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye,
He types “mypen*s”.
As he hits “enter” to validate the selection,
His wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysterics.
The laptop had replied:
* * * * * * * * * * *
TOO SHORT – ACCESS DENIED!