Hilarious Dirty Non Veg Joke Of The Day: Secret Small Packet?

When the boy was returning after his marriage.

He found his wife holding a small packet;

The boy asked.. what’s there in that packet.

Wife replied:,..

“Darling this is the secret of my life. Please never open it or ask me about it further.. otherwise our marriage will be in trouble.”

The couple spent their days happily..

but the boy was very keen to know what was there in that small packet.

After some days the boy again told:,..

“Darling after marrying you, I got the woman of my dream. but tell me what that packet is.

It will never affect our relationship..

as I love u more than my life.”

But wife only told that I also love you more than my life.. that’s why I am telling you not to ask about that..

After some days wife went to her own house to see her parents and forgot to take her packet.

Then the boy couldn’t control himself, and opened that packet.!!

He was shocked to open that. There was 93 rupees and 2 wheat grains in that packet. The boy couldn’t understand what it was and how it could affect their marriage life.

Then when his wife returned.

He burst into laughter and told darling what is this.. and how it could have affected our relationship. whatever may be.. you have to tell me about the secret.

The wife replied. “That’s not good.. any way, If u have already finalized to know the secret .. here it is.

Before marriage.. each time I made sex with any guy. I put a wheat grain in that packet to realize that I have done a mistake.

The boy saw those two wheat grains.. and after waiting for two minutes told.. It’s OK. everybody makes mistake.

I still love you because you told me the truth.. But what is that 93 rupees…

the boy fainted when the wife replied.

Wife said.

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“That’s the money of 3 kg wheat I sold just before marriage… !!!!”