A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some “Polish Sausage.”
The clerk looked at him and asked,…
“Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, Says:,…
“Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?”
The clerk says, “Well no.”
“And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?
What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?”
“Well, I probably wouldn’t.”
With self-indignation, the guy says:,…
“Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?”
The clerk replies,
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“Because you’re at a Home Depot, sir.”