Hilarious Joke: An Old Farmer, Angry State Trooper & Circle Flies

An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.

“You were speeding,” the cop said,..

“I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”

“Yep,” the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.

“These flies sure are terrible,” the trooper complained.

“Yep,” the farmer said,.. “These are circle flies.”

“What’s a circle fly?” trooper asked.

“These flies that circle a horse’s tail,”.. answered the farmer. “These are circle flies.”

“You wouldn’t be calling me a horse’s ass, would you?” the trooper angrily asked.

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“Nope, I didn’t,” the farmer replied. “But you just can’t fool these flies.”