An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,
“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren.
I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. and,…
Both of them with. Twice.”
The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”
“So then, why are you telling me?”
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“Hell! I’m 80 year old and I’m telling everybody!”