Hilariously Best Dirty Short Joke Of The Day: Force Feeding

George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass.

At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine, attaches one end of a tube to the machine, and shoves the other end far up George’s ass.

After a few days of the force-feeding, George says,

“Hey, nurse, have you got another one of those machines here at the hospital?”

She says, “Yes, of course. Why?”

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George says, “I want you to have dinner with me tomorrow.”