She sneezed and I caught her glass eye

I was at a local bar…

… when a woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it.

I handed it back to her. She popped it in and said thank you.

She was a beautiful woman.

Gorgeous face, stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot.

The woman of my dreams right in front of me.

A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room.

Surely she must’ve been mistaken.

I said, “Who, me?!”

She said, “Yes, of course, you.  I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”