Short Dirty Joke: Little Johnny With His Cat At School

At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class,

and she discovered little johnny with a cat up his jumper.

She said, “Why have you got your cat at school?”

Little Johnny started crying.

“I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy …

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‘I’m gonna eat your pu$$y today!”