Short Humorous Joke: Drunk Husband Gets Late Night Education

Drunk Husband was brought into night court,..

having been picked up on suspicion of being the notorious night prowler.

“What were you doing out at 3 A.M.?” the judge sternly queried Husband.

“I was going to a lecture.” answered Husband

“A lecture at 3 A.M.?” The judge was scornful.

“Oh, sure,” said Husband.

* * * * *

“Sometimes my wife stays up longer than that just to lecture me.”