Drunk Husband was brought into night court,..
having been picked up on suspicion of being the notorious night prowler.
“What were you doing out at 3 A.M.?” the judge sternly queried Husband.
“I was going to a lecture.” answered Husband
“A lecture at 3 A.M.?” The judge was scornful.
“Oh, sure,” said Husband.
* * * * *
“Sometimes my wife stays up longer than that just to lecture me.”