A man with no arms and legs is sunbathing on a beach.
He is approached by three beautiful women, who look at him with pitying expressions.
The first asks him if he has ever been hugged.
He shakes his head, so she gives him a big hug.
The second asks if he’s ever been kissed.
He shakes his head and she kisses him.
The third asks him if he’s ever been fucked.
He shakes his head, his eyes lighting up.
“Well, you are now,” she says. “The tide’s coming in.”