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Three girls all had boyfriends with the same name


Three girls all had boyfriends with the same name, so in order to avoid confusion, they decided to give the boys nicknames.

The first girl said:  "I call my man 7-Up."

"Why do you call him that?", asked her friends.

"Because he’s seven inches long and is always up."

The second girl said:  "I call my man Mountain Dew."

"Why do you call him that?", said the other two.

"Because he likes to mount  and do me!"

The third girl said:  "I call my man Jack Daniels."

The others look at her in bewilderment and say:  "Why do you call your man that?  Jack Daniels is a hard liquor."

"Exactly."


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